First off, if you haven’t yet tried Nut Rub, our solid cologne and skin balm, don’t drop the balls and do it to it. Unlike harsh spray colognes, it’s the perfect long lasting dual-action formula that’s safe and easy to apply to your most sensitive areas so you can smell better longer, and keep your sack protected from harmful skin irritating bacteria.
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Question : "Can Nut Rub be used on other areas of your body?"
Answer: Oh, hell yeah.
Beard Balm: Nut Rub has a light beeswax base which allows it to hold your gnarly face hairs in place. It also features essential oils which will give those face hairs of yours the light shine and smooth-soft-finish you're looking for.
Hair Product: The same properties that make it good for your chin hair make it perfect for your hair hair. Give your head lettuce that natural shine and messy but styled look by rubbing a small amount of Nut Rub on your finger tips. Then gently run your fingers through your freshly washed but slightly damp hair.
Everyday Body Cologne: Most spray colognes are overpowering and feel out of place at work or in everyday situations. But, Nut Rub scents are well balanced and light so you can smell great every day without having everyone think you’re trying too hard. Just apply a small amount on your fingers and rub into your neck and wrists.
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